[DavidT]

Got to be careful about hamsters. My daughter had three. All got buried (over time) in a flower bed after they passed on to hamster heaven or hell. Then it rained really badly for ages and the three little houses they were buried in reappeared. It was like return of the hamster zombies.

The hamster zombies? Weren't they a local punk band Aidy?

You should have put them through the blender, then spread pulp on the garden,then you will have the best flowers ever, because we all know you get Tulips from Hamster Jam

[bayleaf]

Sounds more like pulp fiction to me

[JayG]

You should have put them through the blender, then spread pulp on the garden,then you will have the best flowers ever, because we all know you get Tulips from Hamster Jam

Like that! (especially as I have had to liquidate my much-mocked but much-loved I-Google hamster-on-wheel because he was causing a strange download pop-up on the I-Google homepage)