[too many girls]

she doesn't need nappies, disgusting as it sounds Casper my greyhound generally cleans up after her if i don't get there first

[Vi]

Excellent!  Problem solved She can be a house chicken

Vi

[iwantanallotment]

You've done an excellent job TMG    I dreaded keeping up with this thread in case it was bad news at the end, but you have excelled.
Such a heartwarming story.
If I'm re-incarnated, I want to be one of your chicks