How far does one splash travel?

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How far does one splash travel?
« on: August 13, 2012, 16:46 »
I have had a busy day, dealing with the mass of wild plums a friend gave me - plum jam with whisky, spiced plum chutney, hot'n'spicy plum sauce. All went well, and I felt really proud of the outcomes.

As I still had plenty of time, I decided to begin the grape jelly.

Went and cut the grapes, boiled 'em up; even managed to set up the jelly bag using the clothes airer as a support.
 
Then started to pour the hot mashed grapes into the bag: pan slippled and a splash ht the floor - and the cupboards - and the sink - and my legs - and my feet - and one drip on my white cat  :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Luckily I had on cut off trousers and my ancient flip flops not my gorgeous sheepskin slippers.

Twenty minutes later I had cleaned up, wiped the cat a bit and then ladled in the mash properly.

The juice is a  fantastic colour, but not all over the kitchen  :lol:

Won't do that again in a hurry  :wacko:

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2012, 17:14 »
OMG you didn't burn your feet did you!

A very lucky escape if you didn't  :nowink:

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2012, 17:28 »
Oh I do feel for you. :ohmy: :(

And it is always at the end of a busy session when you just want a sit down when these things happen. :unsure:
I have done that on more than one occasion and the splash reached to the ceiling which will need painting at some point soon. :(

Won't tell you what OH said about it, would probably crash the site with the language used.

I hope you weren't scalded.

As my jelly bag stand is rather temperamental I always wait until the juice has cooled down before straining it as I am teminally stupid and have had the jelly bag collapse several times.

OH has been given the job of constructing a stable jelly bag support for me.

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2012, 17:37 »
Oops, hope you're OK!
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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2012, 17:40 »
ouch - yes more fellow feeling! :( :( :(  Murphy's law too about where the cat is and the splashes land!   :wacko:

OH has been given the job of constructing a stable jelly bag support for me.

I did that and he did and the first time I used it, guess what the muslin did!   :ohmy: :ohmy: :mad:
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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2012, 17:43 »
Yes, I was there last week.

Making blackcurrant jelly - the elastic on the jelly bag gave way (more than a splash) :ohmy:

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2012, 17:46 »
ouch - yes more fellow feeling! :( :( :(  Murphy's law too about where the cat is and the splashes land!   :wacko:

OH has been given the job of constructing a stable jelly bag support for me.

I did that and he did and the first time I used it, guess what the muslin did!   :ohmy: :ohmy: :mad:

Those ruddy gremlins get everywhere don't they.

I get a lot of stick for making a mess and breaking things but as I say 'them as don't do anything, don't make a mess or  break things' ::) :lol:

Oh :( Auntie, blackcurrant is the worst. It stains and it is sticky. And worst of all is if any of the precious liquid is wasted.

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2012, 17:50 »
It was a mess but I started off with 5Kg of fruits so still had lots of juice left.

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 18:02 »
Feet are fine thank you -- the red marks were all juice stains thank goodness.

I managed to wash my flip flops too  :D

I do have a rather large bowl of red juice now, but am resisting temptation to do anything with it until tomorrow.

No squeezing round here  :lol:

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2012, 21:51 »
Very wise to wait. I find once one thing goes wrong other things start to to go wrong very quickly. Besides after all that work you are probably tired and that is always a recipe for more disasters. :unsure:

Glad you didn't burn yourself, that would have been really nasty.

Were they your own homegrown blackcurrants Auntie?

Can't wait to get our bushes planted and up and running. Blackcurrants are OH's favourite fruit in the wholewide world so he informs me.

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 12:53 »
I make quite a lot of chilli jam, and its capacity to travel once on the boil never ceases to amaze me!  I think I've cleaned up at the end after potting up, but keep finding the odd splash that I hadn't noticed for days afterwards!  :blink:

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2012, 20:13 »
I make quite a lot of chilli jam, and its capacity to travel once on the boil never ceases to amaze me!  I think I've cleaned up at the end after potting up, but keep finding the odd splash that I hadn't noticed for days afterwards!  :blink:

Does the chilli jam keep? Any chance of the recipe plz. :)

Not something I have done much of and number 1 son is pushing me to do it.

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2012, 20:17 »
The recipe for grape jelly came from cheshirecheese too  :D

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2012, 20:22 »
The recipe for grape jelly came from cheshirecheese too  :D

I look forward to getting the recipe if she will be kind enough to let me have it.

As for splashes.... I have just had my kitchen floor tiled as something very hot and sugary melted 2 holes in my lino some time ago!

Thank goodness I was wearing shoes at the time.

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Re: How far does one splash travel?
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2012, 10:35 »
Hi Mrs B

Yes, the chilli jam keeps well, and is very popular!!  The recipe is as follows (and I'll post it in the recipes section for future reference).  This makes about a dozen or so 8oz jars, but obviously the amount can be halved if you don't want so much:

2.5kg  Red Peppers
350g Fresh Long Red Chillies (I get these from my local Asian supermarket)
1 Tbsp Crushed Chilli Flakes (optional for a little additional heat)
3 x Fat Finger-length pieces of Root Ginger
20 Garlic Cloves
1250g Granulated Sugar
500ml Red Wine Vinegar
2 x 400g Cans Chopped Tomatoes
Juice of 2 Lemons
Juice of 2 Limes
1 Tbsp Salt

1.  Roughly chop the peeled ginger and garlic; tip into a food processor and pulse until finely chopped.  
2.  Snip the chillies into the food processor with scissors (including seeds), add the lime and lemon juice, and process with the garlic and ginger until very finely chopped.  Scrape everything into a heavy-bottomed pan.
3.  Roughly chop the red peppers and process till finely chopped.  
4.  Add to the pan along with the chopped tomatoes, vinegar, and chilli flakes if using, then bring everything to the boil.  Turn the heat down to a simmer and cook until starting to reduce, stirring occasionally.
5.  When reduced by about a third, tip in the sugar and stir until completely dissolved.  
6.  Once the jam starts to thicken, stir frequently so that it doesn't catch and burn. It should now look like thick, bubbling lava (watch out for splashes!!), and is ready when a trail can be left.
7.  Cool slightly, transfer to sterilised jars, then leave to cool completely before labelling. Keeps for at least 3 months (if not longer) in a cool, dark cupboard - refrigerate once opened.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2012, 10:56 by cheshirecheese »

 

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