[Fat Hen]

marmite eh ... sounds a bit too kinky for me lmao

And a vibrator strapped to a rubber doll isn't :?:  :roll:      

[Selkie]

we got some new straw for our hens yesterday and when i opened up the house dora looked in and went ''bikbikbikbik'' really high pitched; i think it must have meant ''come and look at this'' because daisy came bombing over from the other end of their run and had to have a look too

you probably had to be there but it was so funny to watch her dashing over just to look at some straw