Machete

poultrygeist · « **Reply #30 on:** October 10, 2009, 16:35 »

How about something like this ?

Billhook

Cheap and cheerful but could still remove your arm at the elbow. Just the job

Rob

Bluedave · « **Reply #31 on:** October 10, 2009, 18:09 »

looks good mate - just don't leave your arm in the way!

kenny850 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 10, 2009, 19:40 »

How about tying the whole thing together so it becomes solid then using a rough saw to go through the whole lot?

poultrygeist · « **Reply #33 on:** October 10, 2009, 20:00 »

Nice thought but I think it might fight back and beat even a bow saw

8doubles · « **Reply #34 on:** October 10, 2009, 20:15 »

Nov 5th is coming up , stick guy fawkes on top that could take a lot of the fight out of it .

not even going to consider gunpowder and a cunning plan.

davethespread · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2009, 18:16 »

rob, have you thought about some plastic explosives,maybe send it to one of your neighbours.

Aunt Sally · « **Reply #36 on:** October 11, 2009, 18:49 »

You'r not on the funny juice are you Dave

Yabba · « **Reply #37 on:** October 11, 2009, 18:57 »

He'd be posting the plans for a nuclear payload if he was

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davethespread · « **Reply #38 on:** October 11, 2009, 19:02 »

You'r not on the funny juice are you Dave

sadly not aunty,this is my sense of humour

davethespread · « **Reply #39 on:** October 11, 2009, 19:15 »

im going to now though,i have an appointment with a bootle of red.bye