[amberleaf]

You are getting married with a guard of honour of manure forks forming an arch and your bride's veil will be of pea netting.

Everything has been arranged for you. Just turn up at the allotment Sunday morning and wear clean underwear.

Congratulations Alex.

[kezlou]

I put my name down for an allotment to escape my OH    
 

My god my sanctuary is over at least for now, my OH decided he wanted to dig the soil over today the lotty, thought ok he'll get sick and want to go home. I mean its Fathers Day, got a shock when he suggested it, he was bored and the kids were jumping on him. Hi words were lets go its an ideal place place to let kids run around a bit.

God no he now wants a fork, spade, hoe and is planning out the beds!! So not impressed, i thought you know a little bit of help is ok but now he's turned into a little */***** hitler!!  :evil:

Ah well looks like i'll have to find another place to escape to grrrrr  :x