[sorrel]

Ok, I have just dontated a candlelit dinner for 2 to an auction promise event for charity.  

You know, the idea, people bid to have a candlelit dinner at my place (me cooking and waitressing etc.   and doing the dining room up all romantic etc etc. for which I'd decided on a menu which was fairly romatic  - chocolate heart desserts etc)

Well the winning bidders are two men.... do I lose the candles or what... am now not sure what to do, are they friends or partners .......oh my god what do i do?

 :shock:

[muntjac]

go with the "normal couple " thing and stop fretting .its just a dinner with candles cos u didnt pay the leccy bill  ,knock the choccies on the head tho   oh and ask them to call you lol/they might be veggies vegans .jewish muslim.like live food on thier plates ? so now i fritened the poop out of ya .what ya gonna do now lmaooo

[sorrel]

Am now having heart attack and stress levels have shot through the roof....(many thanks muntjac)

Although sample menu - did include meat and fish so i'm hoping they have no special dietry requirements!!    

Oh erm. wondering if I can cry off ill and send them to restaurant instead.....got 'til 15th dec to decide....

[muntjac]

erm.  :roll:  do you have a telefone number?. conversation goes like this .


erm hi i am the lady who is cooking for you on the charity dinner.you know the candle lit dinner for 2 . can i ask if your firstly vegan veggy jewish or gay   :oops:  :oops: oops sorry meant muslim there as i need to think about the menu ? now i was going to cook oysters and cream sauce  bit of an aphrodisic for a treat  :oops: oooops dodo i done it agin. ermmmmmmm do ya just fancy a bag of chips n a can of coke?   :oops:  :oops:  :oops:

[sorrel]

I'm now crying with laughter........ you are reminding me of a few old faulty towers episodes......  think i will video the whole evening and sell to some sitcom.  (i'll be the dizzy waitress - calm and sophisticated in the dining room and gibbering, giggling wreck in the kitchen)

at least it wont be a boring evening.    

Think I'll leave oyster and squirrel off the menu though!!!

[muntjac]

erm no asparagus iether dear . ohhhhh you are awwwwwwful

[sorrel]

Is asparagus and aphrodisiac then???  i didnt know that.........
Come to think of it, if it is I dont think it works cos i eat loads of the stuff

   

[muntjac]

no its not an aphrodisiac ,, but i am commenting no further  :oops:  

and i grow loads of it lol

[milkman]

nope definately keep it romantic sorrel - just think - one of the chaps might be planning to make use of the romance of it all to go down on one knee and propose a civil partnership to the other - so just go for it and keep the candles and pink hearts and pink champagne flowing!

[muntjac]

and poor sorrels face in the kitchen  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  

[GrannieAnnie]

and hang on to the chocs in case he is going to propose to the other one, and if he doesn't, you can console yourself by eating the chocs after they've gone, or preferably send them over to me!!!!!! lol

[sorrel]

ok Grannieannie,

If the evening is not erm......conventionally romantic (and i am not to be a bridesmaid at a civic ceremony)  any left over choccies will come your way, I promise.    

[sorrel]

oops typo - that should read civil ceremony

[John]

Look, if they're gay then they won't be embarrassed if you ask and if they're not then they won't be either - so just ask!

We were in a restaurant in Corfu with out daughter chatting to the Scottish waiter who mentioned he's come out to be with the chef. Our daughter (10) pops up - 'Are you gay, then?' - He answered yes and that was it, conversation continued. We were so shocked - didn't know our daughter knew what gay was (or anything about birds and bees)

[muntjac]

oyyyye im not gay bashing my boy is batting for the other side and when i showed him this he laffed his socks off.his reply was if they wanna take the sparrowgrass home in a doggy bag ,make sure they dont nick ya cutlery