What is the whackiest place your duck/hen has laid an egg?

I keep my hens free range and one of the down sides is that occasionally I find a hen has decided to 'lay out' or lay away' There are several usual hiding places that I check, an old barrel, behind some old paving slabs that are lent up agains a wall but  I though you might like to hear about the best place ever my hen(s) decided to lay and I'd love to hear your whackiest 'laying out' stories to.

We cut the field the hens range on with a 30 year old garden sit on mower/little mini tractor. I think it was once red but just rust coloured now. We cover it up for the winter with a tarp and put bricks around to give it shelter. Well this spring my dearest Peter decided it was time to start cutting the fields grass.

I was happily gardening when he said, "Hey bring a bucket down hear would you?" So off  I trotted with my bucket. Once the tarp was removed Peter had found the eggs. They were laid on the seat, in the foot well, on the front wings, around the engine, underneath on the ground and finally some on the actual bonnet (very flat). We filled the bucket. There must have been over 100 eggs there. Phew you could really smell them to. What a waste but what clever birdies!

Mine have a favourite spot in a large clump of geraniums!
I always look there after I've cleaned their house out. If I've had a megga scrub and have left it to dry, theres always an egg or two in the 'naniums. Such good girls - thats the spot
I always go to!

I am quite new to this hen keeping and was relieved when the new hens and the old hens decided to lay in the same place. All barr one who in protest will not sit and lay but just walks around til the dog sniffes her bum and out pops and egg.

It was odd the first time we were all watching and calling the puppy back not sure what he was doing the next minute he had the fright of his life as an egg landed on his nose.
 

I have one that regularly lays an egg in the grit bucket in the porch.
The funniest place was in the dogs food bowl in the kitchen
I have had one under a cupboard at the top of the stairs.

Jenny