Chicken JOke

Vember · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2008, 16:39 »

too many girls · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2008, 16:46 »

not exactly rushing to get another job, it would interfere with my chicken time out and fox watch.............

Vember · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2008, 16:49 »

Don't blame you if I'd had your kind of Fox visit i'd be the same

And Chicken well bird time is the best

Roughlee Handled · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2008, 08:03 »

Quote from: "Vember"

TMG's :shock:

please explain.

Roughlee Handled · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2008, 08:06 »

I work in IT dept. So in front of a PC all day in a windowless office. Drives you a bit madd after a while. In the winter its not nice go into work its dark and come out of work its dark and i only see sunlight at weekends!!!

Vember · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2008, 10:11 »

Quote from: "Roughlee Handled"

Quote from: "Vember"
TMG's :shock:

please explain.

Sorry just my very naughty (prob should say dirty!)mind, it was TMG's comment about what you did sat on your A**e all day :oops: :oops:

I'll go now

Boxfanman · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2008, 10:17 »

Quote from: "Roughlee Handled"

I work in IT dept. So in front of a PC all day in a windowless office. Drives you a bit madd after a while. In the winter its not nice go into work its dark and come out of work its dark and i only see sunlight at weekends!!!

LOL Forums become the light of your life ehhh? Most forums are polluted with the lazy and work shy. But not me

too many girls · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2008, 11:54 »

Quote

Most forums are polluted with the lazy and work shy.

i'm not lazy or work shy, with a farm to run in between posts chance would be a fine thing..............

Vember · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:22 »

Quote from: "too many girls"

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Most forums are polluted with the lazy and work shy.

i'm not lazy or work shy, with a farm to run in between posts chance would be a fine thing..............

Oh my goodness please don't get upset or nasy or well anything I just laughed at the fact TooManyGirls put

"playing with us all day"

with my very crude discusting mind I thought it sounded quite funny, no offence was ment in any way to anyone and I'm sorry if it all got misunderstood

too many girls · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2008, 15:32 »

actually vember, you read my "playing with us all day" exactly the way it was intended, you should know me by now, i can turn even the most sensible topic smutty.

Vember · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2008, 15:35 »

I'm just glad you realised what i ment TMG's

Didn't want to upset anyone,
sometimes I should wash my mind out with soapy water

Jellyhead · « **Reply #26 on:** July 24, 2008, 15:20 »

Chicken Surprise
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>>A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
> Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
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> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
> before the lid slams back down.
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> 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so
> she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid
> rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams
> down.
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> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
> happening, and demands an explanation.
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> 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
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> The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
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>>You're going to love this..................
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>>You're going to hate yourself for loving this!.............
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> 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
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me so sad, it made me larf :oops:

Vember · « **Reply #27 on:** July 24, 2008, 15:23 »

Good one jelly

SnooziSuzi · « **Reply #28 on:** July 24, 2008, 15:56 »

LOL!!!

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