We changed our internet service provider - on the positive we now have fibre to the house and speeds that are amazing. On the negative side - the phone line was lost. It's back now but they don't know if they can get our number back.
Then there's the parcel we sent to Spain.. insured against loss .. so they claim they can't find the house which appears on Google maps easily - and bring it back to the UK! If we want our parcel back that they charged £17 to deliver, we have to pay them £20. And no, we don't get the insurance. The response I made is on the lines of what we do to turkeys..
Then I have a senior moment on Ebay and order Perlite meaning to order Vermiculite
So then I watch the news..
Mutant virus strain that is more contagious. Perhaps it sneaks through the letterbox!
Christmas is cancelled
French close the border and 10 zillion trucks parked in Kent
Irish close the border, more trucks parked in Anglesey
Londoners flee the capital to spread the plague to the rest of the country..
But the worst thing, the last straw, is the panic buying.. queues at shops and empty shelves. It's that bad that Fortnum & Masons appear to have taken the Imperial Hamper off their web site. At £6,000 a snip! (seriously, appears sold out) I suppose we'll have to go to Harrods with the hoi poloi.
Actually I am going back to bed, please call me when it's April