[Jax64]

I’m assuming a cucumber! Plant was bought, not sown.

[Goosegirl]

Methinks you have a lot of white aphids all over it and I'm not sure if it's cuke or gourd.

[oldgrunge]

Don't think they're aphids, just the "prickly bits" catching the light. Oddly shaped cucumbers aren't unusual, I think a lot depends on pollination. Are all the cucumbers on this plant for that shape, or just that one?

[Jax64]

First one, so will await the rest..hopefully!