I have a friend who lives close by, and she has one very large ex-racer greyhound, and one very big whippet.
She is in her fifties, and never been married, and the dogs own the House, and my friend just happens to live there as well. (yes, she is a bit balmy
, but I love her to bits)
Freddie, the greyhound ate through her very expensive wooden slat blind, it was new, so she replace it.! This week, he has completely trashed it again, and the one in her bedroom. Also, he took the medium size new bottle of salmon oil off the worktop, and went onto her bed, whereupon, all the oil came out all over the bed. She has had to throw all the bedding out completely, and today we have had to go out to buy a new mattress, price £1,800 pounds, yes, this is not a typo.
Oh dear, she said, I think I had better keep the bedroom door shut from now on, except at night time when they both sleep on the bed. Freddie on it, Polly under the duvet.
What price for the love of your animals
(told you she is mad). Mrs Bouquet