[fatbelly]

Just want to say a very Happy Christmas and a Peaceful and Healthy New Year to you all.

Regards from Fatbelly

[GrannieAnnie]

HAPPY Christmas Fatbelly and everyone!!!!

[Scribbler]

You all too!!! How sad to be doing this on Christmas Day! But no sign of the kids yet, and the turkey's in the oven and there's whisky in me tea.

Werks for me!!!

[DD.]

You all too!!! How sad to be doing this on Christmas Day! But no sign of the kids yet, and the turkey's in the oven and there's whisky in me tea.

Werks for me!!!

Seems everyone's starting early. I too have whisky in the oven & turkey in me tea.

DD - staying sober this year!

[woodentop]

I must be the saddest old person here. I've spent 3 hours up the allotment this morning. It was very wet but I wasn't the only one there. A family of 4 came up to get some leeks fresh for Christmas lunch. Roll on next Christmas. Bah Humbug !

[DD.]

I must be the saddest old person here. I've spent 3 hours up the allotment this morning. It was very wet but I wasn't the only one there. A family of 4 came up to get some leeks fresh for Christmas lunch. Roll on next Christmas. Bah Humbug !

No probs with that, must have been wetter here, as it was raining!

[mikem]

Jokes (?) from crackers today:-

Q. What's the most popular gardening magazine in the world?

A. Weeders Digest!

Q. What three Christmas presents does Father Christmas want?

A. Ho Ho Ho!

Sorry, I am a new member, don't exclude me yet.

Mike M

[DD.]

Jokes (?) from crackers today:-

Q. What's the most popular gardening magazine in the world?

A. Weeders Digest!

Q. What three Christmas presents does Father Christmas want?

A. Ho Ho Ho!

Sorry, I am a new member, don't exclude me yet.

Mike M

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