[moose]

Got home and went down garden and spotted a squirrel eating a pear. This is the first year I'm getting a crop from this tree (Williams) and in two days I've been reduced from 14 to 3. I'd better not mention my preferred solution might get noticed by gchq, mi5 etc.

[Beetroot Queen]

Comes this way and I'll stick a fork up his (£& and use him as a bottle brush.

First year we are set to get a good crop.