[ytyynycefn]

:roll: women  :roll: you cant live with em and you cant live without em

 :roll: MEN! :roll:  Can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em  

[Ice]

Nice one ytyynycefn.


Best not to let him know that his idea stinks.  Male ego and all that.

[WG.]

Nice one ytyynycefn.

So you didn't like my reply then Ice?

[Ice]

Sorry WG, missed that one, but did you ever hear of cloning?

[shaun]

Nice one ytyynycefn.


Best not to let him know that his idea stinks.  Male ego and all that.

i was only trying to help have you tried a bit of chewing gum or selotape or failing that go and get another one

[WG.]

Sorry WG, missed that one, but did you ever hear of cloning?

Of course ... Dolly the sheep was even Scottish wasn't she?   Not that I associate sheep with reproductive activity you understand.  Gotta be careful 'cos we've got folks from Wales and New Zealand listening ...

[Ice]

Yeah but Shaun, I posted in the frugal living thingummy, not the got money to waste thingummy.  

I need a top up, beer doesn't drink itself does it?

I really, really want to be horrible to the Welsh WG after they wouldn't let me into their country last week.  Got to the toll on the Severn bridge after a 3 hour drive and discovered I'd left my wallet at home.  We didn't have enough cash to go through and the **** told me to turn around and go back.  Did the helpless girly thing to the driver of a van behind and he paid the difference.  What a top bloke.  Pah, Wales?  I would pay to get out, not to get in.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, just needed a rant.    

[shaun]

Yeah but Shaun, I posted in the frugal living thingummy, not the got money to waste thingummy.  

I need a top up, beer doesn't drink itself does it?

go round the local building site and put your best frock on and ask those lovely happy builders for one and i bet you come away with a nice big new butt.
 I dont drink beer anymore since i fainted in the toilets at the labour club

[muntjac]

shaun is gonna get auntied cos he is talking about womens butts agin

go round the local building site and put your best frock on and ask those lovely happy builders for one and i bet you come away with a nice big new butt  :shock:

[shaun]

water butt i meant jeeese you always twist things around  

[Aunt Sally]

And Aunty hears everything Shaun  :!:  :roll:

[shaun]

have i got to stand in the corner again aunty with my hands on my head  :cry:

[Aunt Sally]

Not this time Shaun, just remember I miss nothing  

[ytyynycefn]

I really, really want to be horrible to the Welsh WG after they wouldn't let me into their country last week.  Got to the toll on the Severn bridge after a 3 hour drive and discovered I'd left my wallet at home.  We didn't have enough cash to go through and the **** told me to turn around and go back.  Did the helpless girly thing to the driver of a van behind and he paid the difference.  What a top bloke.  Pah, Wales?  I would pay to get out, not to get in.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, just needed a rant.    

Nightmare!  Most of the people in the toll booths are English though     But I'm not a Welsh, I just live here.

On Sundays, I have to cross the bridge to collect the nipper from his dad - we meet at the services on the English side of the old bridge.  Handily, Jay's mum has a disabled badge, and lives just a couple of miles away, so we usually pick her up, get the nipper , come back over the bridge for free (smug smiley) and spend the fiver we've just saved on tea and cake in the garden centre on the way home.  :roll:

[Ann]

Not all of us are bad  :shock: