[flowerlady]

I have just been given five tubers ... all are shooting ...

Now the thing is I have never eaten them, but my husband dislikes them they make him ***t   :shock:

... so I was wondering what to do with them!  :roll:   ... eat them, grow them or compost them!!  

... if the former ... how !! ?? ... best recipe suggestion please  

[richyrich7]

we scrub ours, cut in half length ways, brush with a little oil, sprinkle with a little salt and roast with the spuds.  

[babe]

dont they make everyone ***t ?

[muntjac]

if you want to eat them .go to an indian food supplier and ask for some asafoetida this will stop the farts no worries .half teaspoon or a goooood pinch wil sort the windypops out

[Aunt Sally]

if you want to eat them .go to an indian food supplier and ask for some asafoetida this will stop the farts no worries .half teaspoon or a goooood pinch wil sort the windypops out

 :shock: No naughty words as soon as you get back Munty

F***s please  :!:

   

[babe]

if you want to eat them .go to an indian food supplier and ask for some asafoetida this will stop the farts no worries .half teaspoon or a goooood pinch wil sort the windypops out

 :shock: No naughty words as soon as you get back Munty

F***s please  :!:

   

could always just say

pop off

bottom poof

windy pops

bottom burp

tooty bum

not that ive given the subject any thought  :roll:

[gobs]

That must have built up a good appetite.  

[naturesparadise]

or if you want to be technical
meathain emissions      

[babe]

what about rumpy pumps??

or my nephews favourite 'i did an eggy'  lol

[Wildeone]

We called them 'Fluffs' when we were little but mine always say 'oops I've pooted'          

[wighty]

Dont put them on your compost heap - we only put the peel in ours and then when we spread thecompost over the garden we had them coming up everywhere!!

[gobs]

  Sorry, but funny that, also can be done with couch grass, etc.

[Noah'strolly]

if you want to eat them .go to an indian food supplier and ask for some asafoetida this will stop the farts no worries .half teaspoon or a goooood pinch wil sort the windypops out

Will that work on my brussels? I got some of that stuff for a recipe once and not used it since. There's not much to eat on my plot at the moment except brussels and parsnips. My family is getting sick of them both but at least parsnips don't make you windy!

[Aidy]

what about rumpy pumps??

     in our house rumpy pumps is something we adults do together  

Funny these dont make me botty burp, its them brussels that do it for me. I mash them chokes with tats and celeriac. makes a tasty mash.

[richyrich7]

what about rumpy pumps??

     in our house rumpy pumps is something we adults do together  

reminds me of a rather bad taste joke I know, no I'm not telling you else I'll be on dungeon diggin duties forever