A knife can be useful

Sally A · « **Reply #15 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:48 »

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or gona go n play " ray mears " with a bunch women

Strangely, not one of my top fantasies.

Scribbler · « **Reply #16 on:** October 26, 2007, 13:42 »

Ever had a joke really fall flat?

Many years ago, before all the current sensitivity about sharp things, I went through a Chinese cooking phase. This meant I had to have a nice sharp cleaver, as per Ken Hom.

Went to the local kitchen shop and bought one.

Then just as I was leaving, I said "She's gone too far this time..." and smiled weakly. The shop assistant looked completely horror struck and took a step backwards.

Ooooops. Obviously murdering the Mrs. is no joking matter!

Sally A · « **Reply #17 on:** October 26, 2007, 13:46 »

Good on ya Scribbler, I bought a length of flex and said on leaving "What sort of marks would this leave on the skin (manic grin)".

I love shocking the zombies in shops.

Scribbler · « **Reply #18 on:** October 26, 2007, 13:52 »

I'm sitting here crying!!!!

Sally A · « **Reply #19 on:** October 26, 2007, 14:25 »

On my "To Do" list is a nail gun with the innocent question of "Do you think it would penetrate a skull?" :twisted:

gobs · « **Reply #20 on:** October 26, 2007, 14:40 »

You are bonkers, brilliant.

Trillium · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26, 2007, 14:44 »

Tried all the above, never got away with it

Bodger will learn wisdom when he takes an old kitchen knife out to the garden, as I do.

Bodger · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2007, 14:51 »

I do trillium but ever so often I get slapped wrists when there isn't a knife left in the house.

Trillium · « **Reply #23 on:** October 26, 2007, 14:54 »

Could be a hint that the Mrs wants new knives.

Sally A · « **Reply #24 on:** October 26, 2007, 15:24 »

Strikes me as mad that they won't sell knives to the under 16's/18's, but we all know it's the married 7years+ that are the most manic with them!

Sally A · « **Reply #25 on:** October 26, 2007, 15:27 »

Well, I'm off for walkies, with my offensive tool in my pocket

Lynne · « **Reply #26 on:** October 26, 2007, 15:54 »

When we had some newish friends round for a meal and I was chopping things for cooking, my husband said 'now put the knife down dear, you know you're not allowed sharps' and made a big show of walking away from me.

We haven't seen them since.

I have one of those little foldy knife things with a wooden handle at the allotment.

flowergirl · « **Reply #27 on:** October 26, 2007, 16:07 »

all my knives indoors are blunt cos im always cutting myself(accidently not in a self harming way

!!) i blame being left handed using right handed knives

brucesgirl · « **Reply #28 on:** October 26, 2007, 16:19 »

I've got little hand shears, the blade rotates as you want. I use it all the time.

Aunt Sally · « **Reply #29 on:** October 26, 2007, 19:57 »

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I love shocking the zombies in shops.

Aunty works in a shop :evil:

A knife can be useful

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