[nerdle]

A FARMER DECIDED

HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN

AND SEE A MOVIE.

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,

"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT
"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.  THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS

NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

THE MOVIE STARTED

AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. ... ......

THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO

CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT

AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME

IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND

HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.

"AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."

"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,

"BUT THIS ONE'S

EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
 
 
 

[Springlands]

 

[lmpd]

Rude.........but funny!!!

[PaulineM]

LOL 

[Aunt Sally]

Hmmm... A bit naughty.

Please remember the forums are family friendly and are read by some very young children (including a whole class if primary school children).

[nerdle]

Thank you Aunt Sally - I thought I may have gone a bit too far.....

[henamoured]

It'll be an education for em Aunt S!

[Aunt Sally]

It'll be an education for em Aunt S!

Thank you for your wise words me dear