I went to a great butcher in Cranbrook today, as we really like his snags (sausages), and as usual, the chat pervaded...
Saturday was a nightmare (great day for sales though) as a bloke went in and asked if he had any brisket! (my favourite actually).
My chum asked, 'How much do you want'?
The customer said 'All of it'! So my friendly butcher naturally plonked a finger up at some sort of 'sign' and said '********' and the deed was done!
Blimey! What on earth is the country coming to? If we all had 'flu, nobody would bat an eyelid, now the BBC still think we're all morons and spout their stuff willy-nilly!