I had a bit of fun this morning!
I was doing a normal shop, and arrived at the till which was manned by someone I know well enough to have a bit of banter with. She was nattering away as usual, as I was, until I mentioned that we were 'panic-buying' baked beans, because they're actually a staple here!
She chuckled and mentioned that the only stocks most people were chasing hard after were loo rolls and condoms!
By a quirk of fate, I realised that our pack of loo rolls hadn't got on the supermarket belt, and had been left on the shelf behind, so I dashed off to retrieve them!
When I got back she laughed and mentioned - with a twinkle in her eye, that she was convinced that I'd forgotten the 'other' items!
Lots of laughs all round..;0)