[philskin]

my 1st attempt at garden art ,ive had these two churns for years they are rotten
so the wife said i can encroach onto her sacred flower garden and try something so here you go ,

 

 

  its supposed to represent the milk churns have been knocked over and the plants the milk

  here,s some newer ones the flowers in the neck came out and there was some blue ones in the pkt of white seeds but never mind lesson learned

 

  here,s my next creation hopefully a mass of sweet peas will grow up this 8ft high net the work started in the winter a trench was dug fed with half a ton of manure 20kg of chicken muck borage juice and fish meal ,so im keeping my fingers crossed or i wont be allowed in her garden again

 

  the sweet pea plants were started in feb and there are over 200 of them

[Aunt Sally]

They look pretty good Phil

[philskin]

They look pretty good Phil

  thanks aunt sally early days yet but should get better

[DavidT]

You keep churning out ideas like that Phil, and you`ll go far. Well done.

[philskin]

You keep churning out ideas like that Phil, and you`ll go far. Well done.

 chelsea here i come

 the team i mean 

[hamstergbert]

.......the team i mean 

...and James H's son unclenches his fists and eases back down into his seat....

I'll get me coat.

[philskin]

.......the team i mean 

...and James H's son unclenches his fists and eases back down into his seat....

I'll get me coat.

does that mean your a leeds fan   

[hamstergbert]

if you mean Leeds football side - most definitely NO!

football, netball, rounders, none of those girly games particularly interest me....


(and anyway, I've just realised it is y not a.  Duh)

[madcat]

You keep churning out ideas like that Phil, and you`ll go far. Well done.

Keep milking the puns while Phil has the cream of the ideas!  I'll do the cheesy jokes, shall I?   

[DavidT]

You keep churning out ideas like that Phil, and you`ll go far. Well done.

Keep milking the puns while Phil has the cream of the ideas!  I'll do the cheesy jokes, shall I?   

Just make a note of them in your dairy,

[philskin]

dropped the churn ,butter fingers

[madcat]

Where's Marj when you need her?   

[DavidT]

dropped the churn ,butter fingers

I bet you are cheesed off now Phil.

[DavidT]

Where's Marj when you need her?   

She`s been arrested for assault and buttery.

[philskin]

she has been creaming of the good flowers for years