A new one from me, (I think) specially for mrs bouquet.
A man is walking down the street and sees his friend coming towards him.
As he gets closer he notices that he's holding a penguin under his arm.
"What on earth have you got there?"
"It's a penguin, I found it wandering along the road, I picked it up but now I don't know what to do with it"
"Well if I were you I'd take it to the zoo!"
"That's a brilliant idea, thanks, I'll do that" .....and with a cheery wave off he goes.
A few days passes and once again, the chap's walking along the road and he sees his friend........he's still got the penguin tucked under his arm...
"I thought you were going to take that thing to the zoo!" he exclaimed......
" I did" came the reply......
" We had a great time, were off to the cinema this afternoon!"
Br