[rogerbodger]

I was looking forward to watching the World Origami Championships today on TV

Imagine my disappointment when I found that it was on paper view only

[Goosegirl]

I guess that sessions has now folded up! I went to a bonsai class but they cut it short. 

[mrs bouquet]

Oh oh, here goes Gg again.      Mrs Bouquet

[rogerbodger]

In the last month the Origami Bank has folded and the Bonsai Bank has cut back some of its branches. In today's news we are hearing that the Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, apparently it's going for a song.

[rogerbodger]

With the 2018/2019 rugby season approaching I was wondering about London Wasps - do they have a "B" team?

[Growster...]

With the 2018/2019 rugby season approaching I was wondering about London Wasps - do they have a "B" team?

Well, they have two wings and a fly half, so I suppose they do...

[Tenhens]

How does Frankenstein sit on a chair?



Bolt upright

[Kleftiwallah]

The Eastern Eauropian brutal warlord was an asthmatic.

His name was Vrad the inhaler.  Cheers,  Tony.

[John]

True conversation...

Grandson, "Can I have a healthy snack?"
Me, "Yes of course, what would you like?"
Grandson, "Chocolate"

[Tenhens]

Any parents with Xboxes in their homes will probably identify with this parents ' strategy'  .

The following note was pinned on the teenagers bedroom door where they would guarantee to see it.

"  UNLOAD + RELOAD THE DISHWASHER
  AND TAKE A PIC OF IT
  THEN WALK THE DOG AND TAKE A
  PIC OF IT.
   THEN SEND ME BOTH PICTURES AND I'LL
   TELL YOU WHERE THE POWER CORD
   FOR YOUR XBOX IS  "

     THANKS!
     LOVE MUM
 

[snowdrops]

Any parents with Xboxes in their homes will probably identify with this parents ' strategy'  .

The following note was pinned on the teenagers bedroom door where they would guarantee to see it.

"  UNLOAD + RELOAD THE DISHWASHER
  AND TAKE A PIC OF IT
  THEN WALK THE DOG AND TAKE A
  PIC OF IT.
   THEN SEND ME BOTH PICTURES AND I'LL
   TELL YOU WHERE THE POWER CORD
   FOR YOUR XBOX IS  "

     THANKS!
     LOVE MUM
 

I like it 😂

[rogerbodger]

I went to the theatre the other night to watch a piece called 'The Dictionary'.

It was a play on words.

[Growster...]

I've just got a job in a chess piece manufacturers!

They're very busy and I'm on knights at the moment...

[rogerbodger]

Just think of the pay cheque, mate

[hamstergbert]

They offered me a job maintaining the equipment not just there but also at the other factories, where they make the minor pieces.  I got some funny looks at home when I said I was anticipating spending a lot of time on the pawn sites...