[shaun]

If only my marigold gloves could talk

if you blow them up like a balloon and fasten them around your waist with a bit of string they look like udders  

[Ice]

Why Shaun?  Is that what passes for fun in Cheshire?     Anyway, got my own  

[Ice]

Finally, I can let you all know that a butt crack can indeed be repaired.



A tasteful picture might follow if I can figure out how to plug the camera into the pc without it crashing.

[fluffypebble]

And are you going to share your secrets for repairing your butt crack?

It may be useful should anyone else have the same affliction.

[shaun]

I dont want to know realy fluffy i can be very squeamish,I watch animal hospital through one eye

[fluffypebble]

But Shaun, if your butt crack ever needed fixing it would be better to know which treatment worked than try lots of alternatives that may not relieve your problem.

You turn me so smutty Mr Shaun - lol

[Ice]

I used a fibreglass repair kit from the local car spares £6, a stick with sandpaper duck taped to one end and a plastic spreader taped to the other.  Definately recommend using that stuff in the open air as the fumes were very strong.  Easy peasy really and it entertained the neighbours too.

[MisterPlough]

I tried to find out if someone else had pointed out that this month's Grow Your Own mag has a step by step to repairing Water Butts, however the original thread may have been lost somewhere in th midst of all that banter!!

http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/magazine.php

Come back rain - all is forgiven!

Best wishes

[leeky]

old soapy (one of my blue water barrels) had a knife shoved in half way up. very nice. so used a soldering iron to melt or weld over the cut inside and out. sealed fine. another fibreglass type has a split tap hole so will use fibreglass and resin to fix it.

been carting 8x 25 litre bottles up the lottie in a trailor and filling the butts.

who needs rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

[Ice]

Now we are a two butt family (or double barrelled as I prefer to say ), where has all the b****y rain gone.  I blame Shaun.     .  Just 'cos I can.

[shaun]

now hockey this mini drought is nowt to do with me but i must confess i do like this global warming  

[Ice]

Yeah Shaun, nice innit?  But it's still your fault.

[shaun]

I love it ive got a great tan already  

[leeky]

me too!