*Sigh* Look what happens when I take a few weeks off. You're all at your posh nosh again, not a nuked jacket spud or beans on toast to be seen.
Leaving only John to carry the flag with liver and onions, but green beans, really ?! everyone
knows liver and onions must be accompanied by cabbage or at the very least sprouts.
Tonight I'll be having egg fried rice. I may even put a few mushrooms in it, assuming they're not slimy or growing their own replacements
Edit.. quick check - nope they're most definitely past their best.