A chap goes into an electronics shop and starts looking around. He sees a game console and ultra high definition TV, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the salesman; “How much are these console and TV?”
“Ten pounds for both of them,” the salesman answers.
“Wow! Are you kidding me?” The chap replies unbelievingly.
“No, that’s the price,” the salesman replies, “Do you want to buy them or not?”
“Yes please, I’ll take them!” was the response.
He continues to look around and see a home theatre system with bluray player,amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. “How much does it costs?” he asks.
“Ten pounds for the system,” the salesman answers.
“Is it stolen?” he asks.
“No,” says the salesman, “It’s brand new, do you want to buy it or not?”
“Oh yes please,” the customer replies. He looks around some more.
Next the chap finds a powerful laptop computer and a printer. “How much?”
“Ten pounds,” was the salesman response.
“I’ll take that too!” he says.
As the salesman is ringing up the purchases, the customer asks him,
“Why are these electronic items so cheap?”
The salesman answers,“Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he’s doing to my wife, I’m doing to his business!”