Natural way to get rid of bugs!

I have been searching the net obsessively trying to work out different natural ways to get rid of those nasties in my garden.  Didn't have too -  was a waste of my time - my daughter (no 4 of 5) new all along.  this afternoon I was out collecting some greens for tea and she was out with me, she sees some bugs and leans over about 3mm from them and screams at the top of her lungs (surprised you didn't hear it in the northern hemispher )  You have never seen so many different bugs move so quickly - I wonder if my neighbours would mind if I kept doing it? - just thought you all might like a laugh and to look at things through the eyes of a child - it does keep us young after all

:idea: Just record it and release it on CD in time for Christmas. Make a great stocking filler. You could even play it through a couple of them there outdoor speakers disguised as a rock.