... when the stuff is pinched, but when it's just ruined for sheer devilment, you do have to wonder!
I've just had it confirmed that our plot is getting a security fence right round the plot, which should improve my chances of sinking my teeth into a pear next year!
Ridiculous though, that you have to erect an 8 foot security fence when all people need to do is to respect the property and hard work of others.