Only reason I haven't made one is that I know the dratted birds would land on her shoulder and poop all over her
Rather defeats the whole purpose I'd say.
I've settled for plain old netting all over the place. Can you believe that as I weeded the strawberry patch yesterday the birds were all sitting in the tree behind me waiting for me to leave so they could nosh
Fixed them; although I was aching from 3 hours of weeding, I spread the netting everywhere