The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3750 on: January 30, 2019, 07:59 »
Borrowed from Dad Jokes.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3751 on: February 02, 2019, 15:58 »
Not only are computers taking over our lives, they're taking over our beliefs as well!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3752 on: February 02, 2019, 16:41 »
I thought Ikea was the new church, its always packed out on Sundays.   Mrs Bouquet
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3753 on: February 02, 2019, 18:06 »
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!''

''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies. 'Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.''

''But you don't understand,'' the woman insists. ''He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.''

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3754 on: February 03, 2019, 10:27 »
I somehow feel that the last line should be...

"Well if it is bothering you that much, unplug his extension cord at night."

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3755 on: February 06, 2019, 13:40 »
Skinny people are more at risky to easily kidnap.   So stay safe,  eat more cake. 

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3756 on: Yesterday at 18:22 »
Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3757 on: Yesterday at 20:40 »
Did you hear the other one about a dog who ran two miles to retrieve a stick only to remember far too late that his master was an aborigine?

(Boy, was that one peed off pooch?!)
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