[Paul Plots]

An old tyre works wonders (burns a long time), but I feel that there's going to be an avalanche of 'ARRRGHH' s     

Sounds like Naples on a Spring evening..... rows of buring tyres along the motorway....

Pong!

[tode]

Well, it the question wasn't about after-shave, was it ?     

[Paul Plots]

Heat..... once you have that the rest should burn.... but avoid rubber and plastic