[Aunt Sally]

Might be best if I put it back where I found it. Looks like I got the wrong one.  Only thing is - what would you do with all those curtains?

Giver them to Shaun - He needs load of wipers to clean all those rotovators of his.

I think a nice little wooden shed with one window and one door will do us.  I don't like that metal scarecrow Dave - really given me the wibblies  :shock:  

[DD.]

really given me the wibblies  :shock:  

Then we'll borrow the one with the wobblies!!  

[Aunt Sally]

Shaun would knock it over  :roll:   I think we need something a bit bigger  :!:

[DD.]

Shaun would knock it over  :roll:   I think we need something a bit bigger  :!:

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[dugless]

I like the curtains Aunt Sally, but they are the wrong coulor do you have any green ones :?:  :oops:  Perhaps I could paint the shed Blue, but then Worrsel might get confused which one to use :roll:  :roll:

 :oops: sorry have I highjacked a private thing you have going  :?  :?

[Aunt Sally]

I like the curtains Aunt Sally, but they are the wrong coulor do you have any green ones :?:  :oops:  Perhaps I could paint the shed Blue, but then Worrsel might get confused which one to use :roll:  :roll:

 :oops: sorry have I highjacked a private thing you have going  :?  :?

Oh, Sorry Dugless, No you haven't  :!:  Dave had just spooked me with that big metal scarecrow - really scared me  :shock:  

This shed belongs to everyone (and that one is far to big Dave, I said one door one window).  You should have heard some of the parties that have gone on in the shed Dug :roll: It's been burnt down twice  :roll: And Shaun burnt down the Christmas tree too, I don't know how I manage to keep it so clean and tidy.  

Hmmm...  yes I think you're right though Dug, blue would not be quite the right colour, and as you've offered do you think you could paint it in camouflage paint so that Shaun can't see it.  I'd be most grateful    

That's when Dave has found one the right size

[DD.]

That's when Dave has found one the right size

Didn't realise I'd got the task!

How about this - a little more modest - and it comes with a nice view!

We can always bang some MDF over all but one window!

[Aunt Sally]

That's a bit better, but I don't want a veranda.  The boys will sit there all day drinking beer.  Where's Dug with the camouflage paint  :?:

[DD.]

OK - no veranda.

It's currently on decking (not that joke again), but he don't have to have it.

[Aunt Sally]

Too many windows  :evil:

[DD.]

Blooming 'eck - no pleasing some people.

Wood, hammer, nails & a throbbing thumb later.........

[Aunt Sally]

Perfect   Well done Dave  

Now where's Dug with the paint  :?:

[DD.]

Nice job with that camouflage paint, Dug, never even saw you arrive.

Now - where's the door?

[Snap Dragon]

Now this is very tasteful...

no need to paint...

the roof may be a bit of a fire hazard though.....

but maybe Shaun won't be able to reach it!!  

[dugless]

Blooming 'eck - no pleasing some people.

Wood, hammer, nails

 & a throbbing thumb later.........
Thats what I do best