Just what this shed needs ...

muntjac · « **Reply #315 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:05 »

shaun · « **Reply #316 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:07 »

Quote from: "muntjac"

well my garden gomes started on mine today ,so here it is .....
no cushions or curtains allowed ,greasy overalls are mandatory dress .all ladies will wear loose fitting boiler suits and carry a big spanner to repel any namby pamby undercover curtain stitchers n cushion cuddlers all members must spend at least one night totally drunk on the premises to qualify for continual membership

thats a very nice pad you have there mr why the hell do you want to move,do i get automatic membership ?

muntjac · « **Reply #317 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:13 »

Quote from: "shaun"

Quote from: "muntjac"
well my garden gomes started on mine today ,so here it is .....
no cushions or curtains allowed ,greasy overalls are mandatory dress .all ladies will wear loose fitting boiler suits and carry a big spanner to repel any namby pamby undercover curtain stitchers n cushion cuddlers all members must spend at least one night totally drunk on the premises to qualify for continual membership

thats a very nice pad you have there mr why the hell do you want to move,do i get automatic membership ?

cos that the shed u wassuck ,,,,, and hell no you dont get in the place until u give up all these womens ideas on cushions n curtains ur in limbo

shaun · « **Reply #318 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:16 »

bet it smells of wood

muntjac · « **Reply #319 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:17 »

no the smoke

n whisky covers that

shaun · « **Reply #320 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:19 »

i will have a vodka that whisky makes my eyes water

muntjac · « **Reply #321 on:** November 13, 2007, 23:25 »

Quote from: "shaun"

i will have a vodka that whisky makes my eyes water

not in my shed ,,,,,,,,,,,,, traitor to the cause of real allotment shed owners,

Celtic Eagle · « **Reply #322 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:14 »

Is that single malt or an old country recipie from some good ol' boys

BTW is homebrew ale allowed mean beer not L***r

muntjac · « **Reply #323 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:17 »

Quote from: "Celtic Eagle"

Is that single malt or an old country recipie from some good ol' boys

BTW is homebrew ale allowed mean beer not L***r

sure is ,we have a generous mix of tenneesee moonshine n established american breweries of amber nectar along with a first class assorment of the highland and lowland delights ,beer of your choice is always on tap ,my 7 special barrels are fursty ferret n rampant rabbit

Celtic Eagle · « **Reply #324 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:19 »

A drop of moonshine would go down well right now

Cheers

muntjac · « **Reply #325 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:20 »

Quote from: "Celtic Eagle"

A drop of moonshine would go down well right now

Cheers

dont do drops sorry ,,, grab a flaggon n dribble it ur self

Sally A · « **Reply #326 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:30 »

Ever tried Crippled Cock (honest!), that's quite a good pint.

Celtic Eagle · « **Reply #327 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:34 »

OK cheers 'sits on the porch with a Mason jar'

wildeone · « **Reply #328 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:46 »

Quote from: "Sally A"

Ever tried Crippled Cock (honest!), that's quite a good pint.

*sits on hands*

I'm dying to answer you!!!!!!!!!!

crowndale · « **Reply #329 on:** November 14, 2007, 16:10 »

Quote from: "wildeone"

Quote from: "Sally A"
Ever tried Crippled Cock (honest!), that's quite a good pint.

*sits on hands*

I'm dying to answer you!!!!!!!!!!

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