[dugless]

No wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks

[devonbarmygardener]

I think you may have missed the hot cross buns dugless!

[Aunt Sally]

No wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks

I needed to keep a certain element out of the shed (those with matches) so I have had it camouflaged

[Springlands]

No wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks

I needed to keep a certain element out of the shed (those with matches) so I have had it camouflaged

Some of that greenery looks quite dry - should burn easily - now where did I put those matches. 

[Aunt Sally]

Your life is not worth that much  

[Springlands]

Is it safe to come out yet - I think Aunt Sally might be after me.     I really do not want to go back to the norty step. 

[Aunt Sally]

Just keep away from the shed !!!

[Springlands]

It's OK now - OH has taken the matches on me - again.   

[Aunt Sally]

I have you down on the "Prime Suspects" list.

[Auntiemogs]

Noted! 

[dugless]

No wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks

I needed to keep a certain element out of the shed (those with matches) so I have had it camouflaged

I've still got that some paint left 

[New shoot]

Phew - good job I read this before setting to with the loppers.  Didn't realise it was all a cunning disguise for the shed 

Have gone back and picked up the pledge and duster, but think a more serious deep clean may be required.  And where have all my chilli plants gone - flippin' mice 

[Aunt Sally]

Who made that mess ?  Was it you New Shoot ?   

Where are the curtains and cushions 

[Springlands]

Hmmmm - think we need a bonfire for all of that rubbish - wonder where OH could have hidden those matches. 

[Aunt Sally]

Take it all down the other end of the plot. 

NO MATCHES here I said