[Yorkie]

Shaun, we've told you before that the best way to chop your beans is to use that fire-fighting axe ... 

[dugless]

I am fed up just got back from holiday, I left my laptop in that shed

[snowdrops]

Could we all club together & get another shed .I'm getting fed up sitting out here in the cold

[mumofstig]

I quite like this one, what do you think 

[snowdrops]

That's you & me sorted mum

[Aunt Sally]

That is beautiful Mum.  Did you build it all yourself ?

[Dantheman]

i want one 

[dugless]

Ha, but it is made of wood

[snowdrops]

We're not letting pyromaniacs in this time.

[Aunt Sally]

Thats really comfy Mum.  I feel right at home dear

[mumofstig]

can I have a pint of nettle beer please m'dear 

[Aunt Sally]

har you hold henuff dear ?

[Aunt Sally]

Corse you is - you is a mum 

Pint of stinging nettle coming hup

[Aunt Sally]

Not wot I'd have chosen 

[mumofstig]

It's cleansing  much better than a pint of creme de menthe