[mumofstig]

I'll clean it Aunty honest...I'm not like those norty boys 

[Ice]

I find a spray of that nice Vanish stuff removes all traces of filth.  Wonder if it would work on the menfolk?

[Aunt Sally]

You can try it on Worzel if you like 

[mumofstig]

It would certainly be worth a try but their 'filth' is ingrained, don't you think

Perhaps they need a good scrubbing as well...........but I'm not volunteering for that  

[tode]

Let's get our priorities right:  what we really need (and it's getting urgent) is some under-floor heating for this naughty step.     

[Aunt Sally]

Errr.. NO !  What would be the deterrence then 

[Ice]

I was thinking more in terms of those spikey things you put on ledges to stop birds landing for the norty step.

Now back on topic please.

[tode]

I thought that the social isolation was the deterrent effect, and the numb bum just an unwanted side effect.   

[madcat]

My granny said that sitting on cold concrete would give you piles ...   

[tode]

Maybe I could claim compensation, then ?

[madcat]

Just claim the sofa .... after mum has cleaned it up, of course.

[Paul Plots]

You build one outside and you can socialise    Keep your cooking fat out there.  Only tea and cakes allowed in here 

Only tea-cakes allowed?

Crumbs! 

Nice to see Tode is back from the step 

[tode]

Not quite back, Learner:  just trying to rub some feeling back into my nether region.   

[Paul Plots]

When Aunty has the refreshments ready and the log burner fired up we'll be ready for the mad, wild party parties...

Sunshine on the plot (and everyone else of course) - warm evenings, hooch and friends... what more could one ask for?


Apart from tea cakes of course! 

[Aunt Sally]

When Aunty has the refreshments ready ........   what more could one ask for?

Apart from tea cakes of course! 

Cakes are ready and the kettle is on