[Aunt Sally]

You know better than to mess up the soft furnishings Richy 

[Yorkie]

Makes a change from sump oil though 

[Ice]

FIRE

[Aunt Sally]

NOOOoooooo.....  

Where's Richy 

[mumofstig]

No No

Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna cry this time sniff sniff

What happened....who did it..was it richy ?

Can we make the next one from ASBESTOS 

[richyrich7]

Wasn't me !  I've been out freecycling

I've been set up !

[Rangerkris]

Oh, can i put my new Electra Beckum table saw to use when building a new frame for a new shed.

[Paul Plots]

New shed = tin roof, iron frame, galvanised walls and concrete floor. 

It'll be nice and warm in summer  and wonderfully cool in winter  :blink:

Perhaps not then, eh?

[Gwiz]

Nah, we don't want a shed like that. I work all week in workshop like that and it's rather unpleasant.
Why not brick this time?

[Aunt Sally]

My thoughts exactly Mr WIZZZZZZZZZZZ

Perhaps something like this but with a metal door and window frames.

[Paul Plots]

Brick sounds good to me with a real proper fire-place / stove for roasting chestnuts, toasting muffins and boiling a kettle.  

Thatched roof for a countrified look?  

[Aunt Sally]

No thatch - Fire risk 

[Paul Plots]

Brick sounds good to me with a real proper fire-place / stove for roasting chestnuts, toasting muffins and boiling a kettle.  

Thatched roof for a countrified look?  

That's lovely Aunty but where the chimmelly?

[Paul Plots]

No thatch - Fire risk 

Oh blazes.... it'd look quaint 

[Gwiz]

I like the look of that, Auntie, Shall I order the cement?