[shaun]

i never burnt it down last time i was set up ,just because i smelt of petrol and had matches in my pockets and burnt eye lashes  :roll:  :roll: ohh and i took a few pics of it on fire every one pointed the fingers at me  :roll:

[Aunt Sally]

but otherwise you were innocent eh  :roll:

And you burnt down my knitted Christmas tree last year  :!:

[Ice]

i never burnt it down last time i was set up ,just because i smelt of petrol and had matches in my pockets and burnt eye lashes  :roll:  :roll: ohh and i took a few pics of it on fire every one pointed the fingers at me  :roll:

Purely circumstantial evidence Shaun, it would never hold up in a court of law.

[shaun]

but otherwise you were innocent eh  :roll:

And you burnt down my knitted Christmas tree last year  :!:

i never did that,if i remember i think some idiot tried to wire it to a car battery that was run by a windmill, we had a gale that night and the battery couldnt take it and blew the tree up   honest

[Aunt Sally]

some idiot

And who was that then  :?:

[shaun]

some idiot

And who was that then  :?:

not too sure but she had a ginger beared and walked a bit funny   :?

[Aunt Sally]

Hmmmm...  You sure you don't mean a pink wig  :?:

[shaun]

Hmmmm...  You sure you don't mean a pink wig  :?:

now thats just being silly aunty,who the hell would wear a pink wig ?  :roll:

[Ice]

not too sure but she had a ginger beared and walked a bit funny   :?

That description could fit almost every woman on the forum Shaun.  You have to narrow it down a bit.

[Aunt Sally]

Hmmmm...  You sure you don't mean a pink wig  :?:

now thats just being silly aunty,who the hell would wear a pink wig ?  :roll:

I believe it might be the same person who wore a blond one  

[shaun]

not too sure but she had a ginger beared and walked a bit funny   :?

That description could fit almost every woman on the forum Shaun.  You have to narrow it down a bit.

 i remember they had a thing about those plastic shoes (crocks) i think  :? nope sorry i just cant remember her name

[shaun]

see your all pickin on me again  :roll: ritchy help me,once they start they just cant stop themselves

[richyrich7]

see your all pickin on me again  :roll: ritchy help me,once they start they just cant stop themselves

I know pal that's why we've got the blokes thread Heretho they've invaded there too  :roll:

[Aunt Sally]

So you won't be stopping then Shaun  

Just when we've laid on a little treat for you in the shed  too

[shaun]

So you won't be stopping then Shaun  

Just when we've laid on a little treat for you in the shed  too

aunty you know I dont drink  :roll: