[tode]

No, but Madame never buys em,
Cos I'm not supposed to have em.
"Theyre not good for you".

[scabs]

Women, eh? Tch! Mental.





Tin hat on...

[Wombat18]

I don't need the jars, and I certainly don't need the curry   But I am tempted to buy a jar just to see what it can possibly be in there at that price

I think they are effectively paying you to take the stuff away.  Got my chutney on the go at the moment and trying out the bicarb tip.  I'll report back on how it goes.   

[mumofstig]

Women, eh? Tch! Mental.
Tin hat on...

Well you seem to have got away with that comment so far

[Ice]

I'm a laydee, scabs.

 

[tode]

Ice, I think you're firing that thing in the wrong direction.
If you look in the box, there should be the instructions       

[scabs]

Missed m... ow! 

 

[LittleRedHen]

This is a great tip!  You could put the lids and the jars in the dishwasher.  I bet it would sort out the smell!

[sclarke624]

I'm waiting for someone to try the curry.  Not me can't stand the stuff, I know I am alone in the world on that one, just about manage Tikka.

[oddpaws]

Ice, I think you're firing that thing in the wrong direction.
If you look in the box, there should be the instructions       

Pass the tin hat scabs

[scabs]

 

[Ice]

You'll need more than a tin hat.

[scabs]

Typical lady, overreacting...


*scarpers as quick as his little legs will take him*

[tode]

Why can't they be reasonable, like a man

[Yorkie]

Why can't they be reasonable, like a man

Professor Henry Higgins, I presume?