Okay, I'll be the weirdo! My starter would be seafood pasta in marinara sauce with lots of parmesano cheese, she crab soup, and lovely warm rolls. My main would be a traditional American Thanksgiving dinner (turkey, stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, peas, relish tray, cranberry sauce, candied sweet potatoes, and cream cheese stuffed celery sticks), and my dessert would be a Boatsinker pie or my mother's sour apple pie with struesel topping and a big dollop of homemade vanilla ice cream. A Boatsinker pie is a chocolate biscuit crust, coffee flavoured ice cream, caramel layer, chopped pecans, and then chocolate sauce drizzled over. Whipped cream on top!