[Beetroot queen]

You lot make me laugh 

I have that vision of a full moon, no idea why 

[beanqueen]

My wee usually goes on the compost heap but this year I have been putting it on comfrey leaves to make a feed. seems to be doing the trick

Should add that I of course only wee in the privacy of the shed!!

[Tattyanne456]

  Women have to wait and go in private, just cos it's easy for men I think they should have to wait like we women do!

what you need is... http://www.go-girl.com/

 

OMG What will they think of next lol
Who ever thinks these things up?

 

I don't even have to click the link, I've seen this before!

The potential for an embarrassing disaster is enormous! 

[karooba007]

I have that vision of a full moon, no idea why 

Spot on  . If i am on the site in the weekdays then I get there late and so there is only about an hr left before dark. if its a full moon then its light enough to do some digging. before I leave I sometimes need to wee. so because its dark and I don't like to waste things it is used on the compost (to speed things up)
 

[The Norfolk Turkey]

  funny funny funny! Id certainly give it a spin, its full of nitrogen and salts, but I reckon our lads would soon catch on and them and all their mates from the street would be in using our heap instead of having to make their way home when nature calls!! Lets be honest, little boys dont need any encouragement in this department (do they scabs!!? oh and Id be more worried that my name on the plot would be to do with my.....plot size..... so to speak!!).

[scabs]

Oi, less of the little!

It's not just boys by the way, I swear my daughter saves it all for when she comes to the allotment - she seems to use the bucket every five minutes! 

[scabs]

Which I'm sure she'll thank me for announcing... 

[The Norfolk Turkey]

Im sure they know when youre going somewhere without a toilet!  Put it all to good use!!

[Zippy]

I suppose being a typical bloke I didn’t think of the problem lady gardeners would have balancing on top of their compo bins for a pee.  :blink:

I just go in an old slug pellet bottle in the shed and tip that onto the heap, but that’s probably too much information!

as to the euuuuww factor - it can't be any worse than hauling in a whole load of farmyard poo for the same purpose - what do you suppose that is made out of - Lego bricks?   

[m1ckz]

well, tell the council to for get the toilet, a little shed with a  BUCKET will do nicely thank you ,,,lol  gl

[SMD66]

  Women have to wait and go in private, just cos it's easy for men I think they should have to wait like we women do!

what you need is... http://www.go-girl.com/

 

oohh NOOO, how strange!  Bit difficult with jeans on, they would have to pulled down way to far to be decent!

I will leave it to the men, just keep an eye out for someone appearing from around the corner! 

[aelf]

  Women have to wait and go in private, just cos it's easy for men I think they should have to wait like we women do!

what you need is... http://www.go-girl.com/

 

oohh NOOO, how strange!  Bit difficult with jeans on, they would have to pulled down way to far to be decent!

I will leave it to the men, just keep an eye out for someone appearing from around the corner! 

There are disposable paper versions available as well. I only know this as a friend was showing us the ones she was taking with her on a trecking holiday and they became a 'standing' joke 

[SMD66]

'standing joke',  very good!   

[Beejay]

You should only use urine from males as female urine contains ostr! ustra! female stuff in their water.

See us men do have our uses as we are full of p...

[SMD66]

oestrogen