HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....

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Parsnip

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2009, 20:35 »
What's a Ram's favourite scooby snack?  ??? Fill a bucket with it at one end of the field and run... ;)

Or...borrow a nubile young lady for him, tell the owner it's free stud ( if that's what they call it with sheeps) and stick her in to keep his mind of butting your bum..  :D


Seriously though...I'd have been  scared I must admit - cos they don't half pack a punch I'm sure...Hope you're not too sore Foxy... :ohmy:

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2009, 20:44 »
You lot are meant to be helping

LMAO  :lol: :lol: :lol:

How about a board and fast legs  :lol:



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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2009, 21:13 »
Well thank you everyone for all your thoughtful comments, unfortunately you guys haven't really inspired me with confidence, but thanks for trying... :mellow:

I am now concerned that irrespective how hard or fast I hit this bloomin ram he probably isn't going to feel a thing, and what...pray tell me are "happy sacks???" and how do I find them whilst he is ramming me??? Nubile ewes...well thats a laugh he has plenty of them... treats???? I gave the ungrateful b.........d a whole bucketful!!!!!
Run fast??? Oh I can run fast..would like to be able to carry a few eggs at the same time
ohhhh please dont explain happy sacks as they are not bags of monkey nuts exactly..or so dearly beloved has informed me :blink: :blink:

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2009, 21:20 »
Oh I'm sorry foxy, I haven't got a clue about rams.  I  just hoped it would make you smile... :( :blush:

Best of luck, I don't envy you... :)

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2009, 21:22 »
OMG Hamstergbert u made me laugh so much  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2009, 21:33 »
well I for sure won't be having a sleepless night...will be counting sheep.. :unsure:

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2009, 21:38 »
Hmm...

WTF   >:(

But on second thoughts the World Taekwondo Federation might be just what you need.  It certainly would confuse him   :lol:
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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2009, 21:50 »
O.M.G foxy im really really sorry, but i dont know what i laughed at the most...your 'problem' or the helpful hints from everyone on here......
i still say kill it cook it eat it..... :D :D :D

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2009, 21:54 »
O.M.G foxy im really really sorry, but i dont know what i laughed at the most...your 'problem' or the helpful hints from everyone on here......
i still say kill it cook it eat it..... :D :D :D

hmmmm I am starting to wonder.....however Auntie thank you for your suggestion, however, not sure that "crouching tiger" will be helpful against "raging ram"  :unsure: :unsure:

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2009, 20:57 »
Have you had any dealing with the ram today  :blink:

tell him to get some manners  ;)

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2009, 21:35 »
Was wondering how you got on today?  :unsure:
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days all attack me at once...

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Foxy

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2009, 21:46 »
waited till hubby came home this time...and guess what??? he is a sheep whisperer!!!!! the ram was definately eyeing me up and had a go...but OH managed to charm him, I think the saying "a wolf in sheeps' clothing?"  :D :D

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2009, 21:47 »
Oh forgot to add he didn't even have his wellies on!!!! :blink: :blink: :lol:

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2009, 21:51 »
 :ohmy:
Stuart


Dont worry I am just paranoid duckie.

If I get the wrong end of the stick its because I have speed read. Honest.

Blar blar blar blar snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

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Re: HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!! been rammed....
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2009, 22:07 »
Oh forgot to add he didn't even have his wellies on!!!! :blink: :blink: :lol:


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