[Ice]

Without a numberplate it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

[Steve.P]

Think the numberplate read P4ll 8T

[horsepooisgood]

Is that a personal plate or do you think the truck is stolen as well.

contrary to public opinion we do value your help in a complicated case such as this.

[Steve.P]

I'm not sure occifer. I've been nicking carrots from Ian's plot while he went for a ride. They were blue coloured ones and now my heads spinning. Could have been any number on there

[horsepooisgood]

So who has been conducting experiments with GM crops then, blue carrots never heard of anything like it.

Are you really confessing to a crime of nicking carrots? Or was Ian aware, I will require proof.

[Steve.P]

All i know occifer is that i saw Ian running towards a little red car, with a yellow driver, and he had blue stuff all over his hands. Its all over the soil and now the carrots. Try one its good sh@t

[horsepooisgood]

Now theres a thought Is that a class one drug-cocarrot

[Rangerkris]

hahahahaha you lot are bonkers, im gonna fit in well here im sure

[hectic]

Oh no Ian the cops are on to you now!
http://www.sj-r.com/breaking/x1621252410/Wooden-pallets-stolen-from-grocery-store

[Steve.P]

Ian must be laying low, hes very quiet

[horsepooisgood]

He's up before the beak thats why

[Steve.P]

Oh no not again (He says putting his wig on)

Ian Palletboy P, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years.

 

[mikem]

Oh no not again (He says putting his wig on)

Ian Palletboy P, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years.

 

That is what used to happen - now it is 2 hours community service but it doesn't matter if you don't turn up because it is a bit cold!  In fact we will give you some money out of the courts budget as you have been put to the inconvenience of attending court. 

[Steve.P]

Thank God for Porridge, had a hell of a job trying to think of that opening dialogue, untill i found it on the net Where shall we go now, i think he should escape.

[horsepooisgood]

This is a public information bulletin.

There has been a breakout from the scrubs.

The escapee was seen making his getaway on a homemade blue sledge.

Warning do not aproach this desperado.