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muntjac · « **on:** February 04, 2007, 20:22 »

now some of you may have seen the humoroes pictures i put up of my manure heap of chicken manure ,,,,,,,,, well i have to tell you someone has stolen about 2 ton of it .,yeh .watch my fingers folks ,,, my * has been half hitched . the field it is in is now containing sheep as i said before and has got fodder beet growing which the sheep will feed on , my pile was one of 3 dumped by the estate .someone has driven up with a trailer ( 6 wheel treads 2 of which are 7 inch treads the remainder being 11 inch appprox .. and they have taken a few loads of the muck ,,, this has taken place during the day within the monitering zone for this bird flu dodo ......... they took the electric fence down drove te vehicle in backwards i would guess and loaded it up replacing ( very kindly ) the electric fence on departing with my manure :roll:

shaun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:24 »

have you rang the police

muntjac · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:26 »

dont talk ... it

lol sorry SIR but we cant afford to put our foot in it by looking for a load of manure

shaun · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:29 »

they might have a special POOlice man who is an expert in this type of thing

muntjac · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:31 »

lmaooooooooo officer crapper ? bit like that weatherman on itv . thomas zchackernacker

shaun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:36 »

i hate those weather men on bbc they realy get on my nerves,theres one who never blinks :?
any way back to the great chicken poo robbery they might have took some away for tests something to do with the flu thingy

muntjac · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:38 »

funny you should say that .. it probably come from the one at frostenden lolo

shaun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:40 »

i knew i should have been a detective

richyrich7 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:41 »

The whole think stinks if you ask me.

shaun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2007, 20:42 »

thats what the sniffer dog said

richyrich7 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2007, 22:23 »

Could be an international gang of dung beetle breeders ? their wanted by interplop ohh poo another sh!t joke

ziggywigs · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2007, 23:26 »

Amazing is nothing sacred Muntjac.

Phone the police and say it was bird droppings and watch them scramble into action! :?

John · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2007, 00:34 »

Yes Bin Laden, we have the raw material for our bio weapon - soon the infidel will be running scared!

More seriously, it's pretty sad that the police don't take a theft seriously, sort of gives a message that small crimes are OK - wonder what the value in cash terms of this fertiliser would be?

legendaryone · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2007, 08:40 »

muntjac has * stolen whereas i get given * ! Some idiot on my allotment site left me a carrier bag with human * and piss in it :shock:

Our site toilets are closed for the winter so they must have done thier business in the bag and just threw it on to my plot, i thought we had such a nice site aswell

king cauli · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2007, 08:56 »

get your bag of * and piss down to the old bill,tell them it was posted through your letterbox,they will soon find out who has been leaving you parcels,fek me,* parcels is gaol behaviour,he coulda dug a whole and done a roll,dirty basta,did they use tissue or a leaf