Another OMG WTF Omlet Thread

Roughlee Handled · « **on:** July 31, 2008, 14:07 »

Lip Balm Chicken Poop
Whoever thought slathering your lips with chicken poop would make them so kissably soft and sweet smelling!? Now wait, before you go running into the garden to find your very own au naturale, organic stuff, just don't. The brown stuff will do nothing for your smooch factor. This 100% pure, free-range version contains lovely natural ingredients such as sweet orange oil and beeswax, making it a treat to put on and a pleasure to lick off. So pucker up and get pecking!
http://www.omlet.co.uk/shop/shop.php?product_id=955

OH YES I WANT SOME. Yes Please. What is that song in the charts at the moment by Kate Perry Oh yes. I Kissed A Girl that is the song. Here is an extract "Kissed a girl and I liked it, The taste of her cherry chapstick." I wonder "Kissed a girl and I liked it, The taste of her Chicken Poop chapstick."
Just has not got that ring to it. Wonder if it smells of "sweet" poop?
I think its a poop idea.

Poolfield2 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2008, 14:28 »

:shock: :shock: :shock:

blulagoo · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2008, 14:53 »

Roughlee - you have too much time on your hands!!

Roughlee Handled · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2008, 14:55 »

May be. But all I can think of at the moment is Chickens Chickens chickens.

Bodger · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2008, 14:57 »

I know one or two a*** lickers that might suit.

Very sorry :oops: :oops: :oops: It was too good an opportunity to miss.

Roughlee Handled · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2008, 14:58 »

Like it Bodger they certainly would not notice any difference in smell.

Bodger · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2008, 15:00 »

Toooooooooooooooooo much info RH.

Porffor · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2008, 15:47 »

Quote from: "Bodger"

I know one or two a*** lickers that might suit.

Very sorry :oops: :oops: :oops: It was too good an opportunity to miss.

you and me both.. an ex-boss springs to mind.. and a colleague.. ooh i could go on! lol

Roughlee Handled · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2008, 15:48 »

Be a good present for Secret Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another OMG WTF Omlet Thread

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