Ok my mum is from Newcastle and My father is from Doncaster I am one eighth french (not telling you which eighth) so i can not claim to be a flatlander either. I was born in Wisbech though.
I was not calling you small stumpy, just making reffernce to the boston stump.
This is a photo of the Boston Stump. I dont know why it is called "stump".
Glad we have got that cleared up.