now folks .. the first EGG is a massive moment in the chicken keeping world for new members of this illustrios group , what delights are held in the mind from this first EGG . will you fry it , boil it , poach it , make a quiche out of it . the concoctions are endless , but wait
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS YOUR FIRST EGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take a small nail punch holes in iether end and putting a needle in poke it about a bit inside . now taking your lips and putting them over the thin end hole blow gently and lo and behold the EGG will out ........ now take the shell the remaing EGG and put a little piece of sellotape over each of the holes . take a chicken shaped EGG cup mount the EGG in the EGG cup and using a small piece of well polished mahogany wood stick the EGG cup to it ,now taking a small brass preinscribed plaque have
!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS MY FIRST EGG !!!!!!!!!!!!
dont forget to date it .,,. and you can proudly display the EGG for all your nieghbours friends and family to share ,,,,,,,,OR SEE BELOW
or you drop the blooming thing on ya way back to the house with it
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