Soft as washing

Well after stating that they are my chickens and I have to look after them I find my husband putting my sons scooby doo umbrella over Bob the hen because she looked a little hot lying in the sun...... :roll:

Bless him, another convert.  There's never been a failure yet  

Caught Mr.katt sweet talking the girls when they wondered into his workshop one day, all coochycoo he was, till he saw me watching and then it was  ''go on get out of it, begger off out my workshop...blooming chickens get everywhere''   needless to say he was quite red of face.
       

my dad's convinced we've all gone soft, that is till he heard my 14yr old son saying "who's a clever little girl then' what a clever girl she is, now he's getting us comitted,  AND he's threatened to leave me out of his will.............

I prefer Jack Higgins  

Best you get to bed a bit earlier Aggy.............Its Carl, not Clive