[mashauk]

He looks a bit like one of those weeds we get that pretend to be carrots, and grow near carrots, but, um, aren't carrots, mind you I've not seen them flower either!

[babe]

Well, Terence is certainly a unique sort of carrot ...


... so unique he may not even be a carrot ...


perhaps another member of the carrot family  :?:

is that a polite way of saying ive been pampering a weed?? :?

[gobs]

Beware, a lot of Fumitory look alikes about these days.

[woodburner]

I think Terence has been carrotnapped, you have an imposter, I'm afraid :o

[Clampit]

It could be the infamous Cuckoo plant. His seed hatched first and turfed poor old Terrence out of it.

[iwantanallotment]

Beware, a lot of Fumitory look alikes about these days.

It does look like that pic of Fumitory that was posted the other day!
Poor Terence  

[crackedflowerpots]

Terence must be the most pampered weed in britain ... have you ever thought of setting up a weed sanctuary? We have an abundance of Terence's relatives squatting on our plot that we could send to you :scratch:  :king:  :rambo:  :dwarf:  :batman:  :flower:

[DD.]

Only one thing for it.....

[WhippetMaster]

Terrance is possibly a GM carrot or a very camp proud "Graham Norton" variety of a weed.

Not that I have anything against camp weeds.

Have you tried smoking him??

[MarkG]

You can't Roundup Terrance, how would you ever live with youself? Plus this a serious ethical dilema, and he certainly shouldn't be pulled if more than 4 weeks old (how long's he been growing?).

If you can no longer find love in your heart for the plant that bought you so much joy and happiness, just because he's turned out to be a weed, and a gay one at that, then I suggest you carefully move him to 9" pot and pass him on to a neighbour. If you're to ashamed, then leave him on the doorstep with a bottle of baby bio and a bag of compost.

[kezlou]

Tell you what babe bring him mine he can live in a pot near my marigolds. I personally think some weeds are lovely especially those with purple flowers.  . He can have a happy home with me.

[wighty]

I think Terence(?) deserves a place in the Guiness Book of Records as the most discussed carrot in the world.

[kezlou]

Your right there wrighty  

[babe]

ive decided to leave terence in his little fenced garden.

just in case he is a gay, and the flowers are just him being a little bit flamboyant.

which, like has been said..'is his (or her) right as a carrot'

[DD.]

which, like has been said..'is his (or her) right as a carrot'

Do 'not a carrot at alls' have a right?