Allotment waiting lists !!!!!1

I was just reading through the various posts and wondered if anyone had actually relocated just to get an allotment  :?:

No but I moved back here (rather than have Mum move closer to me), so that I could breed my own chickens. (Needs a cockerel, not allowed in town.)

(Actually, even here someone has complained, allegedly another neighbour agreed with him, but most would give him short shrift, so I reckon it must have been his immediate neighbour, as they are the same type. )